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BUFFY | BIOGRAPHY | MEET THE HIDDEN PRINCESS | BY LAOTA
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STATISTICALLY SPEAKING:
NAME: Buffy Anne Summers
DOB: Debated. ( 24 October 1980 & 6 May 1979 says "I Robot, You Jane" but her Tombstone read 19 January 1981 )
PARENTS: Hank & Joyce Summers ( Joyce Deceased )
Buffy Anne Summers -- Beloved Sister, Devoted Friend. Born in Southern California to the precarious couple of Hank and Joyce Summers on January 19, 1981, the family was on the right track for implosion, due in part to Joyce and Hank's speedy courtship (See shooting script for "Angel"). With the growing discontent between her parents, Buffy spent her formitive years playing at escapism, the official pastime of Los Angeles. She became fixated on ice skating, Dorothy Hamill, and the DC Comics superheroine "Power Girl". She had a short-lived interest in gymnastics, but, due to the danger factor of high-flying accidents causing Buffy primal-wiggins, she promtly quit (See BtVS original script). Later, she frittered away her grade, middle, and high school years in the pursuit of boys, clothes, popularity, and yet more boys. Climbing the social ranks as a cheerleader and fashionista, Buffy won the approval of her peers and was crowned both Prom Princess and Fiesta Queen at Hemery High.
And this is where all takes a dive. Vivid nightmares of demons, mayhem, and historical girlslaughter came as a piss-poor warning of her destiny: there actually are monsters, mainly vampires, which apparently require slaying and, P.S., it's Buffy's job to do the messy part. She was approached by guy named Merrick, affiliate of the mysterious Watcher's Council, who was sent to inform Buffy of her slayer statis and train her to fight the forces of evil. At seeing her first vampires, Buffy went understandably postal and tried to tell her parents, which landed her in a mental institution, thus proving the cruial parallels to be drawn between slaying and Fight Club. And so Buffy faked normality to go on living and slaying, not to mention cutting her own food. And as she does so, the slayer calling takes over her entire life, alienating her friends, getting her into trouble, and causing her grades to slip. After buring down Hemery's gym in the line of duty, Buffy got way expelled. Her parents finally seperated, her mother gaining primary custody, and Joyce moved them to 1630 Revello Drive -- Sunnydale, California, due to it's high school being the only decent one that would accept Buffy after her firey adventures.
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Sunnydale also had a vibrant history, lovely suburbs, a local college, and affordable housing. And if that wasn't enough, it's own mouth-of-hell feature. The Hellmouth, or 'Boca del Inferno' as the Spanish settlers called it, center of mystical convergence, the gateway to a horrible demon demension, sat smack dab under the Sunndale High library. But seeing as career slaying bites the big one, Buffy decided to ignore her new prophetic nightmares and quit her destiny in an attempt to reclaim her life, and win back her mother's trust. Unfortunately for her, you can't swing a cat on the Hellmouth without hitting trouble, and Buffy's new watcher wasn't an easy guy to lose. School librarian and full time fuddy-duddy, Rupert Giles, tried desperately to get through to Buffy and convince her to accept the calling. She ran into him repeatedly, along with a mysteriously hot, pointy-haired jackass named Angel. He was babely but, very ironically, had all the shirts required to be mistaken for gay. Of course, in demon towns, what reads as "gay" usually turns out to be "vampire," which was less ironic for the vampire-slayer, and it gave Buffy the leeway to cop just enough touch off the broody stranger. There was a lot to explain, what with her scamming on the enemy, but he pinky-swore he was cursed with a soul by gypsies, so it's all good.
Buffy also met a handful of people that, pending their survival of The Harvest, would go on to become Buffy's life-long pals, including fellow students Willow Rosenberg and Xander Harris. But the problem with having life-long pals on the Hellmouth, was that it wasn't long before Buffy wound up having to take up slaying again to keep them alive. In confronting the black hats, she learned of a master vampire, (who had the origonality to call himself "The Master") and discovered his evil scheme from decades passed. Like his contemperaries, the Master didn't like all the peaceful not-dying that humans had swinging, and planned to end it by opening the Hellmouth and let all the Boo loose. But, thanks to the heralding earthquakes that precede inter-dimensional perversion, he accidently brought the city on his head and, as his portal collapsed, got trapped in it's spyncter like so much thong. Sixty odd years later, he was still trying to the open portal and break free, in which case, he'd have hell and all it's denizens for an entourage. The literal "End of The World," which would suck balls, but he was too weak to break free, so he was pretty much just opening Cheetos.
Buffy and her grave stomping pals didn't just have this Master to contend with. They spent the better part of a school year dicking-around with his undead buddies, plus scads of wicked stand-alone rivals, ultimate evils, and Cordelia (the latter hardly upstaged by the former). But it wasn't long before the going got tougher. Jenny Calender, computer teacher and pagan practitioner, occasionally joined the demon fighting mix and brought a wealth of relevent knowledge with her, including internet-scavenged portents from around the globe of oncoming disaster. A caravan of pointed, apocalyptic clues (including those pesky earthquakes) started pointing an ishy finger at the Master's release. Abundant prophecies foretell his escape and Buffy's death, but fail to mention the details. Apparently, the Master tried that whole "Harvest" fiasco to gather strength to free himself, but one good drag of slayer blood would do. Not only would he kill Buffy and rise, opening the hellmouth in the process and distroy everyone and everything she holds dear, but it would be Buffy's blood that made it possible. Burn!
So, being one of the sane-ies that fear death, Buffy promtly quits her gig in the face of her immutable mortality and hangs up her cross, but changes her mind after a heavily subtexted conversation with her mother and a post tramatic pow-wow with Willow. She realizes her mortality ain't so immutable afterall and faces down the Master, only to have prophecy assert itself when she's bitten by the Master -- which frees him and opens the hellmouth on all of Buffy's friends -- and drowned to actual death in a skanky cave pool. So the Master wins! Boo, hiss! But once again, the pooch is screwed for him when big funny Xander revives Buffy with CPR and she tears after the Master to give him a well deserved Hurtz Doughnut. Wham, bam, the bad guy is slain, the hellmouth closed, and the apocalypse is averted. Better burn, but it's not even close to vacation for Buffy. Well, quick vacation, but then she's totally slaying again, honest injun.
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Year one sort of setting the pace, the wacky death-related hijinks just kept coming for Buffy. She met her successor slayer, Kendra Young, who was called after Buffy's embarrassing murderedness last season, and a few of Angel's old mistakes rolled into town. A mushy Brittish vampire couple with no regard for demon etiquette: Drusilla, the looney psychic maven, and Spike, her sire-whipped himbo. They came to the hellmouth seeking it's dark powers and took on the toy surprise of a local slayer with impressive enthusiasm, seeing as Spike already had two slayer kills under his belt. Nothing Buffy couldn't handle, but their actions set into motion a chain of events that had sexy, yet tragic, results. Amidst the growing conflict that always pokes it's head into her birthday celebrations, Buffy realized her love for Angel and found the feeling was mutual, even though it took Angel forever to admit it -- how very like a guy. He opted to wait 'til the very last minute to tell her, just before they tenderly consummated uglies.
And all would've been well, had it not been for the annoying clause of his gypsie curse. He kept his soul as long as he stayed brooding in the bushes, but the minute his true love got herself a portion, his newfound euphoria caused the spell to break, unleashing the bastard-face within. (Also, very like a guy.) Thus we were treated to Angelus, Angel's schizo dark side, who crossed over to Spike and Dru's team and became the future bain of Buffy's junior year. And to add insult to injury, Jenny Calender, above mentioned good guy and friend of Buffy, turned out to be double agent. A closeted Kalderash tribeswoman, Jenny, or Janna, decended from the Romany tribe that Angel had offended before his ensouling at their hands. Jenny was sent to keep an eye on him and make sure nothing jollied Angel into losing his soul, which made her the only person around who could've stopped it from happening. That gets ironic later but, for now, let's get back to the ranch.
Angelus was bent on expressing his twisted affection for Buffy by attacking and stalking, not only her, but her family and friends. He also busied himself by going on a weeks-long psychotic whirlwind spree, which got threatened by Jenny's attempt to re-ensoul him and set things right. When her efforts to translate the origonal ancient curse began panning out, Drusilla predicted Jenny's plans and Angelus cut loose on Jenny, the computer she worked out the translation on, and the print-outs she mad of it. But, ironic as I prommised that would be, it thickens up. A notorious techno-dumbass, Angelus never even attempted to distroy any possible disc copy of the curse, which Jenny had luckily made. It temporarily dropped out of site.
Always trying to top himself, Angelus found a newly unearthed armageddon machine: Acathla, a demon from the days of knights and old timey weapons, who made a show of his plans to swallow the world in one bite. It was so over-hyped that he encurred the wrath of a virtuous knight, who slew Acathla mid-chomp and turned him to stone, thus enabling the locals to gift wrap him and bury him the hell away. But if the right ritual of bloody self sacrifice was performed by an evil being worthy of Acathla's wicked intent, it could pull the knight's sword free, which -- rather than crown the sword-puller rightful King of England -- would finally awaken Acathla and suck the world into hell, literally. Angelus found Acathla and, aided by his vampire mafia, set his heart on figuring out the ritual. They had to get the details straight fast, before Buffy and her friends, who found the Jenny's floppy, could restore Angel's soul again. The vamps made a few plays to stop the cursing and aid their own ritual, including the theft of Giles, a near fatal ka-bonging of Willow, (who was midway through cursing Angelus) and Drusilla's untimely murder of Kendra, which Buffy was suspected of commiting herself. She was expelled, and, her support net was thouroughly snipped, she needed to nab back Giles and deal Angelus a season finale sized ass-whuppin'.
Buffy gained the unlikely help of Spike, who wanted Angelus out of the picture almost as much as Buffy did, and they laid down ground rules at the Summers' house, just in time for Joyce to get an eyeful of Buffy slaying. Buffy came out about her calling and explained the frightening truth to her mother, who tried to lay down the law and put a stop to the violence. Not having time to deal with Joyce, Buffy couldn't do anything but book to her showdown with Angelus, taking with her a warning from Joyce: "If you leave this house, don't even think about coming back."
Being that Xander never explained to Buffy how post-kabong Willow was trying the soul cursing again from her hospital bed, Buffy went after Angelus set to kill. The ritual went bitch cakes and Spike, who didn't take kindly to Angelus bogarting his whackjob girlfriend, told him so with a tire iron. But Drusilla doesn't take kindly to people who don't take kindly, and she turned on Spike, leaving Angelus and Buffy to fight it out for the fate of the world together. To his credit, Angelus did pull the sword out of Acathla, and Buffy had to fight him to a stand still. Before she could strike the killing blow, however, Willow managed to restore his soul. Angelus was Angel again, but the only way to stop the ritual once it started was to run Angel through and send him to hell, thus closing the mouth of Acathla. Buffy gave him a touching goodbye kiss, then sword-gigged him and sent him to a sadly horrific fate. Unable to go home and feeling there was no where for her to turn, Buffy bailed, away from her friends, her mother, and her calling.
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While her family and friends tried to carry on back in Sunnydale, Buffy spent the summer in a particularly skanky neighborhood of Los Angeles, waiting tables and minding her own beeswax. But there's apparently demonic activity everywhere and, as it presented itself, Buffy could no longer ignore it. She fought the bad guys, won the day, and finally returned home to a healthy dose of reality. Most all of Buffy's loved ones had some ax to grind with her about the total lurch she left them in, and she was still way expelled from school.
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